Po slovensky:
Odnaucitel Anglickeho jazyka pre extremne pokrocilych
Tento kurz je urceny pre posluchacov vysokych skol a univerzit,
prekladatelov, ale aj siroku verejnost, ktora pocituje unavu z prilis
rozsiahlej znalosti Anglickeho jazyka. Po dokladnom precitani nasledujucich
cviceni by sa mala objavit ulava, zapricinena znizenim a destrukciou Vasich
jazykovych vedomosti.
In English:
Un-Teacher of the English Tongue for Top-Ranked Learners
This rate is designated for listeners of mountainous schools, transferers
and also the wide public, exhausted by too high amount of English tongue
knowledge. After a massive for-reading of the following trainings there
should be discovered a discount, behind-caused by enlowment and downgrade
of your knowledges.
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Aka duchaplna myslienka! |What a ghostful idea! | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Bozie mlyny melu pomaly, ale isto. |God's mills are more insured than | | |functional. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Na zdravie! |On the health! | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Nema to cenu. |It doesn't have any price. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Basa tvrdi muziku. |A prison makes music stronger. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Mam sa velmi dobre. |I've got myself very good. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Pustila som ho k vode. |I have released him to the water. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Isiel spity pod obraz. |He went drunk under the picture. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Si z toho cela prec. |You are all away of it. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Dohodil mu nevestu. |He threw him the bride. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Beriem ta za slovo. |I am taking you by the word. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Remeslo ma zlate dno. |A craft has a golden bottom. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Daj mi pokoj! |Give me an appartment! | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Pre mna - za mna ... |For me - beyond me ... | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Je to ako hrach na stenu hadzat. |It is like throwing peas on the | | |wall. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Kto do teba kamenom, ty do neho |Who with a stone into you, you with | |chlebom. |bread into him. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Bola na neho prikratka. |She was too short for him. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Postavit vodu na caj. |To set a water on a tea. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Drz hubu! |Catch the mouth! | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Ako sa do hory vola, tak sa z hory |What scream goes to the mountain, | |ozyva. |the same goes back. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Mam to v malicku. |I have it in my little finger. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Mat z pekla stastie. |To have a fortune from the hell. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Tam je pes zakopany! |The dog is dug over there! | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Loz ma kratke nohy. |A lie has short legs. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Mat chrobaka v hlave. |To have a beetle in ones mind | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Kralovna zije na zamku. |A kingness lives on a lock. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Cervena Ciapocka sa vydala na cestu.|The Red Cap got married on the road.| |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Janko hrasko polahky vyhodil |Little John Pea has easily dismissed| |zbojnika na strom. |the bush-ranger to the tree. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Velka Noc je v plnom prude. |The Big Night is in its full stream.| |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Macko Pu sa pozberal zo zeme a velmi|The Pu-bear has harvested himself | |tazko vstal. |from the Earth and erected hard. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Janosik zatancoval rezky odzemok a |The Chic John has performed an | |zatocil valaskou. |off-ground dance and then screwed a | | |Walachian girl. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Pocitac vyhlasil chybu. |An after-reader has pronounced a | | |mistake. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Cez kovove vodice moze prechadzat |An ellectrical stream can walk | |elektricky prud. |during metallic drivers. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Mohli by ste, prosim, zavriet okno? |Would you mind pressing ALT+F4 ? | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Stlacte lave tlacidlo mysi a potom |Press the left pressling of the rat | |zvolte typ ovladaca na vasej |and then elect your mother board's | |maticnej doske. |driver. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Mojmu mobilnemu telefonu prave dosla|A battery of my moveable phone has | |bateria. |just arrived. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Pocitacova tlaciaren dokaze vytlacit|A counter-presser is able to produce| |lubovolny textovy vystup. |any character's performance. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Velvyslanec bol vymenovany. |A broadcaster was outnamed. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Politicka strana podviedla vsetkych |A political side has underconducted | |svojich volicov. |all of its voters. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Hovorca poprednej politickej strany |Teller of the political front page | |hral na slavnostnom vecierku |was rolling balls with outcaster's | |billiard s velvyslancovou |mistress on the jubilee little | |asistentkou. |evening. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Je mi na sablu. |It is on the sword to me. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Nehodime poker? |Why don't we throw a poker? | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Je to cele na kocku! |It's all on a pussy-cat! | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Je mi to platne jak hadovi nohy. |It's valid to me like legs to a | | |snake. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Neskocime na didzinu? |Wouldn't we jump on a discotheque? | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |V lete, ked byva poriadna horucava, |In flight, when it's precise | |vsetci chodia surfovat na pobrezie. |warmthness, everybody is browsing | | |banks. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |You could be mine. |Mohol si byt banikom. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |The show must go on. |Ukaz mi pokracovanie. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Can't touch this. |Nemozem to otocit. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Let it be. |Nechaj tu vcelu. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Love me do. |Urob mi to. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Hold me tight. |Podrz mi ponozku. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Roll over Beethoven. |Prevalcuj Beethovena. | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Prosim Vas, kolko je hodin? |Hey, ho' many watches 'ya got? | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------| |Ako sa volate? |How do you call yourself? | |------------------------------------+------------------------------------|
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